The Secret Menu Model

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The Secret Menu is about as much fun as you're likely to have on a surfboard.  It packs a lot of volume, so it can be ridden very short, but the wide tail is fantastic for speed-generating, even in smaller surf. 

Because of the added foam under your chest, it catches waves early and often.  Think of it as the longboarder's favorite small-board. 

Due to the popularity and versatility of the Secret Menu model, we chose this model to be the first installment of the R-Series recyclable foamie surfboard.


The Secret Menu is ideally suited for 2 to 4 foot playful days, but this board has been proven in big barrels in Bali and Newport—under the most capable of feet.


  • 4'10 and 5’6 long


  • 5’0” 20 by 2. ‪7/16 | 28.9L
  • 5’2” 20 1/8 by 2 1/2 | 30.1L
  • 5’4” ‪20-3/8 by 2 ‪9/16 | 32.0L‬
  • 5’6” ‪20-1/4 by 2.49 | 34.6L‬

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Ethan S.
United States United States

Love this board. From the moment I caught my first wave at Oceanside Pier I just knew this shape was unique. Incredible paddle capability and awesome for speed & turns.

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So after riding the secret menu for a while I think it's safe to say that everyone should have this board. I have surfed it in many conditions this board will handle anything from 2 foot to overhead waves. I live on a small island in Texas and we don't get much surf and the secret menu is the perfect board.

John J.

Almond Surfboards, I just want to say that this board I purchased from Jeff was amazing. After looking at your website and going in to the shop in person I'm proud to own one of your fine products. I purchased a 5'2" Secret Menu as noted below. I'm 5'9" 150 lbs. Yesterday I took out the board to Church's. Surf was 3-5 foot and firing down the line. I was skeptical at first having such a short board under me but all I can say is that this little skateboard is the fastest thing I have ever ridden!!!!! First wave was wobbly as any board is i'm sure, but the minute I dialed it in, I was flying through the sections and making turns I never thought could be possible with a board of these dimensions. I couldn't help but laugh all day at how much fun and how much speed this thing can produce. The description on the website is exactly what it does. I could paddle into waves full peak and out surf the longboarders who just wanted to shoulder hop the wave at church. Not bagging on longboarders beause I am one but I think i just found a board that will outsurf my tri fins for sure when it comes to making clean high lines on super long waves minus the longboard ( I can't wait to take this thing to firing Malibu). If I would get this same board, I think I'll get it at 5'6 which will allow me to have more glide and catch it way earlier. Most of the waves I caught, I needed to be full peak almost under the hood which was no problem once the fins engaged and started to feel this board really fly! I can't wait to purchase your other boards and order a custom. Thanks for an amazing board! JP

Almond Surfboards

Thank you so much John!! As you can imagine, feedback like yours completely makes our day around here!

Koichi K.

At first I was worry about over floating. But Shop staff gave us good advice, then I decided to buy it. I used it waist to chest size grassy condition. It was first experience for me. Fast take off and I could make ideal track on the face. Thanks!!